Apple Cinnamon CRAZY GOOD Waffles (Vegan, Gluten-free)
Here’s an icebreaker that got the undergrad students talking when I taught at Virginia Tech: If an alien landed on earth and wanted to experience eating, what would you feed it? In other words, what food would most encapsulate our human experience of eating?
Pizza and fast food were the most common answers.
Despite the students’ (often) astute and funny justifications for Dominoe’s, what I would feed the alien is my grandmother’s applesauce. We call it “Ali applesauce.” Ali, nearly 99 years old and retired from the kitchen, says it was the specific kind of apples that made it taste so good. She used apples that grew in the Blue Ridge Mountains near Bedford, Virginia. They were small and hard and green. Ali applesauce was more yellow than green, and smooth and sweet-tart. We hoarded jars of it in the freezer. Oh, the delight of eating a frozen bit if you were too impatient to let it completely thaw! Not a single drop could go to waste. I have spent many a glorious moment with a long-handled ice tea spoon scraping every dribble of Ali applesauce from the bottom of a mason jar.
Sitting with Ali back in 2022 on my parents’ back porch in Danville, Virginia.
If an alien ate Ali Applesauce, it could taste the mountains, and the sun on the mountains, and the long time ago when someone planted a seed that grew into an apple tree. The alien could taste the basket the apple was gathered in and the light from the window above the kitchen sink where Ali washed the apples while watching cardinals visit her bird feeder. The alien could taste the sugar and the laughter and the way my grandfather said, “bless this food to our health and us to Thy service” before we ate. The alien would taste home and love and that “the world begins at the kitchen table,” as the poet Joy Harjo wrote.
These days I don’t have Ali applesauce at hand. The alien might have to settle for an apple cinnamon Crazy Good waffle. The apple might have to come from the store. I’d probably go with Cosmic Crisp, even though SweeTango apples are the number one apple according to the witty Apple Rankings website.
Cosmic Crisp or not, based on my husband’s reaction to these waffles, the alien would taste love.
Other recipes in the CRAZY GOOD waffle series—gluten-free and vegan:
Banana Oat (the original CRAZY GOOD waffle), Ginger Pear, Spiced Clementine Chocolate Chip